Franky
Again text taken from
shankdaddyx.tripod.com
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Franky
Again, I do not know the exact date of this one, but it followed his story about the house in his backyard.
after my previous mission was a success (for all of you who are not informed i had to destroy a monsterous monster) i decided to retire from monster slaying. i guess all the monsters called a meeting last night and agreed that i am too tough of a monster slayer and that it isnt fair anymore. well i wasnt at the meeting but i got a letter in the mail that said
"dear shankdaddyx-us big scary monsters have decided that you are way too cool and way too super tough to even mess with anymore so we think you should retire and let us go around scaring people silly because you just slay us too much. we took a vote and all of us voted to make you retire. you have to retire or else we are going to vote again and again and again and then finally we will vote to vote that we will vote to decide if we want to gang up on you. sincerely the monsters."
well after reading this i decided to retire. but wait. NO I DONT. I DONT RETIRE AND I DONT RETIRE. after i read it i heard groaning and moaning coming from my closet. i grabbed my sledgehammer and my axe and my sledgehammer and yelled "whoever is in there come out NOW" and then the closet door got ripped clean off its hinges and thrown at me at warp speed but i dodged. oh my goodness this monster was at least 20 feet tall in diameter and had a head and arms and legs. it was very odd looking and it had bolts on the side of its neck and big big parts. "oh my goodness what is this contraption?" i yelled
"GRR I AM A FRANKENSTEIN" the monster groaned. well actually he said "RRRR RRR GRRR GRRR" but i know frankensteinese so i understood him. i should have known that it was one of those pesky frankensteins but my heart was busy contemplating that letter.
"WELL FRANKENSTEIN YOU'RE GOING TO BECOME A KNUCKLE SANDWHICH" i yelled and swang my sledgehammer but it had no effect it hit his head and bounced off and hit me in the head and then it bounced off my head and hit the letter SHATTERING IT INTO PIECES.
"RRR GRR GRR RRR" the big frank said. that means "shankdaddyx i am going to get you".
"you are not going to get me frankenstein not over my dead body" i yelled and ran at him but i tripped over my cat and landed head first on his leg. he grabbed me and shook me profusely but I FOUGHT BACK AND SHOOK BACK PROFUSELY AS WELL AND I WON THE SHAKING BATTLE. i grabbed frankensteins bolts on his neck but i got electricityocuted and you know when you get that done to you your bowels go loose well mine did but dont tell anyone. frankenstein had me in his clutches and now i need your help what should i do?
shankdaddyx.tripod.com
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Franky
Again, I do not know the exact date of this one, but it followed his story about the house in his backyard.
after my previous mission was a success (for all of you who are not informed i had to destroy a monsterous monster) i decided to retire from monster slaying. i guess all the monsters called a meeting last night and agreed that i am too tough of a monster slayer and that it isnt fair anymore. well i wasnt at the meeting but i got a letter in the mail that said
"dear shankdaddyx-us big scary monsters have decided that you are way too cool and way too super tough to even mess with anymore so we think you should retire and let us go around scaring people silly because you just slay us too much. we took a vote and all of us voted to make you retire. you have to retire or else we are going to vote again and again and again and then finally we will vote to vote that we will vote to decide if we want to gang up on you. sincerely the monsters."
well after reading this i decided to retire. but wait. NO I DONT. I DONT RETIRE AND I DONT RETIRE. after i read it i heard groaning and moaning coming from my closet. i grabbed my sledgehammer and my axe and my sledgehammer and yelled "whoever is in there come out NOW" and then the closet door got ripped clean off its hinges and thrown at me at warp speed but i dodged. oh my goodness this monster was at least 20 feet tall in diameter and had a head and arms and legs. it was very odd looking and it had bolts on the side of its neck and big big parts. "oh my goodness what is this contraption?" i yelled
"GRR I AM A FRANKENSTEIN" the monster groaned. well actually he said "RRRR RRR GRRR GRRR" but i know frankensteinese so i understood him. i should have known that it was one of those pesky frankensteins but my heart was busy contemplating that letter.
"WELL FRANKENSTEIN YOU'RE GOING TO BECOME A KNUCKLE SANDWHICH" i yelled and swang my sledgehammer but it had no effect it hit his head and bounced off and hit me in the head and then it bounced off my head and hit the letter SHATTERING IT INTO PIECES.
"RRR GRR GRR RRR" the big frank said. that means "shankdaddyx i am going to get you".
"you are not going to get me frankenstein not over my dead body" i yelled and ran at him but i tripped over my cat and landed head first on his leg. he grabbed me and shook me profusely but I FOUGHT BACK AND SHOOK BACK PROFUSELY AS WELL AND I WON THE SHAKING BATTLE. i grabbed frankensteins bolts on his neck but i got electricityocuted and you know when you get that done to you your bowels go loose well mine did but dont tell anyone. frankenstein had me in his clutches and now i need your help what should i do?
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