Sunday, July 16, 2006

At the movies

taken from
shankdaddyx.tripod.com
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At The Movies



Alright, yet again I have no clue when this was posted or where. Some even say it is NOT the real shankdaddyx but he himself had this to say about that,
From: ShankDaddyX | Posted: 4/19/2005 8:47:17 PM | Message Detail
no no no! for the last time this is how my name always is! look at when i create account it was in may! i am saying that i get posts deleted a lot due to moderator hating me. it has taken long time for me to get to regular user because i always stuck at new user due to discrimination. i am working on becoming good man ok.
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I'm da man now dawg!

So here it is.

Well there was this one time at movie that just came out umm i dont know what its name was but it was kid movie i think so anyways this heavyset fellow came in carrying big big box of big popcorn and soda and chips and candy bars and he was big i mean he was real big and with each step he fart loudly and stinky like. he was saying "oops i ate too much beans har har har" and saying "excuse me miss dont inhale i just let loose stinky" and everyone said "hey fat man you need to leave" and he got so mad he ripped off his shirt and flexed and bent and then his pants split in two and his big butt popped out and soon he was farting a lot and saying "i cant control my poop i cant control my poop" and soon he reached INTO HIS BUTT AND PULLED OUT more popcorn and ate it and ate it then security came in and said "hey sir you need sit down and oh my goodness you need pants right away" and they tried giving him seat but he kept dancing and tooting to the beat and finally we all said "hey big fat man you sit down now" and he had poop runs and kept pooping.

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