POEM

taken from
shankdaddyx.tripod.com

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A Poem By ShankDaddyX

I just came across this today in the gamefaqs forums. Thanks to Shadowman967 for providing it.

hi there this is shankdaddyx the resident monster slayer at the board. well after being deleted for speaking of the monsters i am mad as he double hockey sticks if you know what i mean. anyways i wrote a poem because my mom said i need to channel raw energy into something that is not slaying monsters because lets face it even monsters need a break from being oblittyated by me. anyways here i go.

i turn on my night vision goggles and look in the woods
i see nothing but the feeling i get is good
i know you're out there you goddamn dracula
a good actor has a name of scott bacula
anyways where was i oh yes i do not like the vampire
i think i need a lampire
and then there is frankenstein he is a beast
if you put him in bikini he is a big tease
i slay him once i slay him twice
i slay him so many times it not that nice
that stupid dracula is making me mad
i will have to do something bad
he is my arch rival and the biggest monster i know
he is white so if it snows then he will be covered by snow
i have to find him so i turn on thermal goggles twice
but he yells that is cheating so its not very nice
but i heard his voice so i point my axe in direction
i am going to cut off his erection

THE END

just kidding its not the end i am a good poet
i am so good i didnt know it
if you dont like the river then you have to flow it
i hunt with a bow it
i like edgar allen poe it
if your lawn is too long then mow it
anyways the dracula is a bad guy and i am good
i am not black i am not from the hood
i will kill that goddamn dracula someday for sure
i will shoot a three point shot like steve kerr