Larry is dead

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Larry Is Dead



I just got this one today from a friend by the name of altair mac.




ok hi guys you may know me as shankdaddyx the monster slayer
well i know myself as shankdaddyx the monster slayer so you
and i both know me BUT NO ONE KNOWS ME BETTER THAN ME SO DONT
EVEN THINK THAT WAY OK. anyways i made big mistake today. well
you know where i live it snow today and i was out in my polar
bear camoflauge trying to hunt dracula you know. well it so
white out there and dracula so black i knew i catch the hooligan
if he steps foot near my base. anyways i see flash of black
and boom i throw my ninja stars at the goddamn dracula. yes i
got him! i was excited! i walk up to him and he say "blaa shankdaddyx
you got me i am dracula" but wait thats not what he said because that
WASNT DRACULA IT WAS MY BROTHER LARRY. he said "shankdaddyx why
did you do that now i die glurp glurp" and he die. ok my mom wasnt
home so i was happy because if she saw me slay my brother she would
not be proud of me. she gave me medal that say "moms favorite monster
slayer" but she might take it away because i kill other thing that
come out of her belly. i come out first but he came out second so
therefore he last one to be in there so she'll remember she had two
and not one so i think i am screwed. ok my question is this. i
love slaying monsters and i really great at it but i never kill
human man and now i did. what do i do with the body. i thought
maybe i eat it and say dracula got him but my mom knows already
that no monster could get past me so i dont know what to tell mom.


I think someone at this point, told him to kill his mom. He wasn't to happy about that.


whoa whoa whoa is what i say to guy who tell me i have to kill
my mom. HELLO SHE IS MY MOM SHES NOT A MONSTER MAYBE YOUR MOM
IS THO BUT NOT MY MOM. i should go there to your house and rip
you in half for even saying i should kill my mom. i am really
mad now ok. i still have larrys dead body in my room and he
is bleeding but my mom not know what happened yet. she came
home and say "larry shankdaddyx i home come say hi to me" so
i come out holding larry in my arms and she say "oh hi larry
hi shankdaddyx whats up" i say nothing mom me and larry just
playing game where he pretend he dead and bleed profusely and
have fake ninja star in his head. my mom say "ok but please no
rough housing boys". now i have him but she think we playing
but we arent playing and i dont know what to do yet.